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El Diablo	The Gods of this place extract a heavy toll
El Diablo	In time his victories could not easily be counted
El Diablo	2 men enter, 1 man suffer
Simrage	Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. -Bill Walsh
El Diablo	The meal don't start till dessert hits the plate
El Diablo	Pain is just weakness leaving the body
Lummox	It's just like a board press only different
Lummox	You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany...Obi Wan Kenobi
traumaboy	The pursuit of strength is inherently difficult and entirely worthwhile.— Mike Berry
Atrice	"If you're overtraining, I must be dead." - Billy Mimnaugh
El Diablo	"I'm in a fried cheese kinda mood" - Max Higgins
El Diablo	what the fuck ted the boss or bodded are the lat to know. About Ken I agree - Big Joe
Lummox	There is nothing safe about the safety squat bar
FREQUENCY	I don't have any super powers..... just a normal guy filled with anger and rage.
Ryan G	Raw lifting is boring.
El Diablo	"I am not weird" - Boner
Ryan G	Aleksandr Karelin addressing the people who attribute his success in wrestling to drugs, "the people who attribute it to drugs are the ones who have never trained one day the way I train every day of my life."
Ryan G	We don't care what you say...Fuck you! --- DOA
Powersurge	"Champions are rarely chosen from the ranks of the unscarred" - Unknown
Grant	Cardio increases estrogen
Grant	There is no problem that cant be solved with the lifting of ungodly amounts of raw tonnage
Grant	I'm full of piss and vinegar. At first it was just vinegar.
Grant	The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity.
El Diablo	Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast - machine head
powersantacruz	Amateurs practice until they can get it right. Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong.
El Diablo	Fuck you motherfucker, I'll fuckin stab you in the fuckin throat" - an enraged Ken Kim to Luke #1
El Diablo	"I often fantasize about killing zombies" - Boner
El Diablo	"I didn't get very many nosebleeds" - Max Higgins
El Diablo	"Hey Pal, if you want to catch alot of bees you have to be charasmatic and outgoing, not just rough and tumble." - The Legend Dave Van Brocklin totally botching the "catch more flies w/honey" metaphor
El Diablo	"Listen Pal, I can deal with the bees, but when you start talking about other things..." - The Legend Dave Van Brocklin continuing his unusual and bizarre fascintation with bees
El Diablo	"Fat chicks are cool" - Peter aka "heavybeast"
El Diablo	"My temperature got to 103, I began to wonder if I was making the conversion." - Boner lamenting how he thought his strep throat may have turned him into a Zombie.
El Diablo	"Zombies are nobody's friend" - Boner
Simrage	"So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable." - Christopher Reeve
Dan V.	"Do it for Dave!! " Inspired a certain lifter at the Worlds
El Diablo	"This city is guilty. The crime is life. The sentence is death. Darkness Descends." - Dark Angel
El Diablo	"Isn't it kind of funny how things go up and down?" - Fucktard (demonstrating why he is named Fucktard)
El Diablo	"I'm a firm believer in getting even." - Bear
d_saldivar	"Lift the light weights as if they were heavy and the heavy weights as they were light. Eat the extra large pizza as if it were a mere sandwich and eat several sandwiches to simulate an extra large pizza"
d_saldivar	"When the body is strong and the mind is weak, the result is insubordination. Train your mind as well as your body. Sometimes the body is strong and the stomach is full but still the mouth is quiet. Then, everyone gives me a hard time. Someday, I will kill them all with a big gun"
d_saldivar	"Strength is not gained overnight; it is cultivated over time. Actually, in my case it pretty much was gained overnight as my big ass gained 60 pounds in about 5 months"
d_saldivar	"Remember, you should have your mind ready for war when you train. Just like when Boner fights with the Zombies"
woop	---------- that is all !!!!!
El Diablo	"They were all cowering in the corner. I stole all their peanut butter sandwiches." - Boner (referring to his stint in the holding cell)
Simrage	"It is better by noble boldness to run the risk of being subject to half the evils we anticipate than to remain in cowardly listlessness for fear of what might happen." - Herodotus
mrs diablo	"I don't like talking animals" - Grant
Simrage	The secret to life is simple: If you fall down 7 times, then you get up 8 times.
Grant	"If you really want it anything's possible, even if you have to beat people up for it." Heavy Jumbo
Grant	Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women! Conan
El Diablo	"WHAT?!?! BLEEDING??? Nobody dies from bleeding boy" - Chica Loca to Bodyboy
carnitas	I see no virtue where I smell no sweat!
FREQUENCY	ROCK BOTTOM!! --- Van Brocklin with a more lighthearted approach to his oral enunciations.
mzfit	Why wait..life is not a dress rehearsal. Quit practicing what you're going to do and just do it.--Philip Markins
THEMICK	IN THE WARRIOR CODE-THERE IS NO SURRENDER!! SGT MICK- SWAT TEAM LEADER
mzfit	'There is no 'good'...in a max effort good morning! The Mick says to Chris after a max effort good morning day
carnitas	The uninerrrupted development of the organism's functional potential is fundamental to the growth of sport results." R.A. Roman"
El Diablo	"did we have lunch or dinner the other night? Because if you were in Europe you may have dinner at night" - Dave Van Brocklin just being Dave
El Diablo	"Let me see what I said" - DVB again just being Dave
mzfit	' Never take the advice from a fortune cookie'
THEMICK	"Hey Dave, what are you doing sitting on your ass, ironing your wraps?", THE MICK yelling at Dave Van Brocklin
THEMICK	Superficial goals lead to superficial results."Attila the Hun
Powerbuddha	The battles that count aren't the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself -- the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us -- that's where it's at. - Jesse Owens
Powerbuddha	In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should disqualify you - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
Powerbuddha	This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing. - Pat Glenn, Weightlifting Commentator
mzfit	'Never turn your back to El Diablo' says Mzfit, after a brief spar
mzfit	'Theresa! Keep the bar away from your 'upper region' ! Dave Van Brocklin to Theresa on bench day...
carnitas	"Fuck all you gun toting hip gangster wantabes." Reverend Maynard......Tool
Fattaneh	The mind of a wise man is the safest custody of secrets; cheerfulness is the key to friendship; patience and forbearance will conceal many defects.
Powerbuddha	How strange is the lot of us mortals! Each of us is here for a brief sojourn; for what purpose he knows not, though he senses it. But without deeper reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people. --- Albert Einstein
TheDeliverator	"Soy is for tall, pasty, white people." -Matt Ludwig
Suzette	"You didn't know if it was day or night, except if the sun was up, but other than that...." - Dave Van Brocklin
TheDeliverator	"Who wears short shorts? Del wears short shorts!" -Jesse
Powerbuddha	"What about your boyfriend that stinks?!?!" said Heavy Jumbo to Hippie Bitch
HelBoy	Question:How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?..Answer:None.They don't screw in lightbulbs.They screw in filthy sleeping bags and VW buses.
Powerbuddha	There are three levels of being injured: tweeked, hurt and all fucked up. Most powerlifters are willing to continue to train through the first two levels. What are you willing to do to get stronger?
FREQUENCY	My brother also competes with me and he's a strong mothafucker. Together we're called the Saldivarians. - HEAVY JUMBO!!!
Lummox	Examination of Sternum in two Oblique and two lateral projections is suboptimal due to Patient’s massive size.
Powerbuddha	"That was some good ass meat."--- Ken Kim, leaving the word emphasis open to interpretation.
Powerbuddha	"So.. . Andy... Did the gerbil come with the dinner cruise or did you have to pay extra for it?"
El Diablo	"Fuck my ass" - Andy after a set of Good Mornings proving that sometimes voice inflection is everything
El Diablo	"Its OIL thats all over my ass" - Andy...(yes, he really said this)
Lummox	I have banned naked dude posing in my bathroom from here on out.-Marc Bartley
El Diablo	"He just wants to be a big dog in a small pond" DVB botching another metaphor
El Diablo	"Potential is like peoples bullybuttons, everyone has one." - Dave being the quote machine
Irondoc	Life's to short to dance with fat chicks.
Irondoc	Eventually the stupid comes out.
Irondoc	C'mon, smokes, - Ricky
Irondoc	Never eat anything bigger than your head
Irondoc	Sometimes you have to shake the fag out
FREQUENCY	Today.... Big Joe saved our lives. - Heavy Jumbo and his 2 cents on the big joe dolly. Shit, that thing really did save our lives.
Powerbuddha	That'd pass in WABDL!! --- Hoss with his new patented universal answer.
Powerbuddha	Dave will give a Davism when Im damn ready. --- The legendary DVB
Powerbuddha	man on street in Vegas"we need another Chippendale Dancer - one of you guys?" OMD (Varella) " Dave (DVB) will do it!" DVB "I am not gay!!!" VERY LOUDLY...
traumaboy	The raised nail gets hammered down
Powerbuddha	Long live the Snickerito! - - - Garnet speaking an ultimate truth.
Powerbuddha	"all gear is gay. and im far from pro raw. i dont mind seeing guys who are actually strong like garry frank wearing gear. but some sloppy sack of baby fat whores out a shirt and im supposed to respect that as strong? fuck that." Big Timmy Harold
Big Bird	"That feels really good on my ass" - Hoss squatting on sponge pad
FREQUENCY	Fuck you motherfucker, I'll fuckin stab you in the fuckin throat" - an enraged Ken Kim to Luke #1 (Now to include John Villarreal's throat 9/1/06)
Powerbuddha	I brought the liquor and shotguns for after the kids go to sleep.!! Hoss at a Jewish School 3rd grader camp out speaking to the other parents, who stand there in horror, convinced he is not joking...
El Diablo	"When you pop off on a PL site and make crazy strength claims that can be easily dismissed (and then are) and you still refuse to see it - well does not really help your cause..." - John Villareal proving he needs to change his meds
Hoss Cartwright	Jack (6 years old) is pulling the lat machine and Jackass tells me "your son is just like you, he can't do the lat pull and then tells me to add more lbs."
Thad	"EVERY lifter I have seen that doesn't have sand in his vag and pulls conventional has a slightly rounded low back." Jim Wendller
El Diablo	"This shit is for the grown man." - Damon Hollis encapsulating his experience at Diablo as he leaves for the Tokyo Giants
Powerbuddha	I had blackened trout and rice pilaf last night. It did not taste gay! -- Andy being Andy
Powerbuddha	I'd rather be a crushed old man with big balls than a healthy gutless wonder. -- Mike McDaniel on taking 1003 for a third attempt after missing his second.
Powerbuddha	I'm not as stupid as I look - Andy
georgeb	anyone who finds god is going to get knocked out - Ted
top gun	I am like a fine wine...I get older with age. - DVB
top gun	No I would not like to add another quote
Powerbuddha	Right kick, hospital - left kick, cemetary - CroCop
Powerbuddha	My gawd, when you walk your ass looks like someone put two giant racoons in a gunny sack and they're fighting... Me talking about Smelly's ass.
El Diablo	"When I dress up I'm dressed to kill and ready to thrill" - Lord Turlockus on when he wears the Gladiator outfit
Powerbuddha	Give war a chance.
top gun	Remember when you hit the box don't go soft - The Bod
georgeb	Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet
Hoss Cartwright	Hoss says "Karly look rugby on TV" Karly says "wow boys against girls" Hoss says "no Karly they are not girls they are just French"
Powerbuddha	I should become a serial killer. They could call me the Bowlin Killer for my signature knot. - Shatner at his finest
Powerbuddha	Louie was just out and told me the new gym record is 785, so Mark still would not have made it on the board. Louie also wanted me to pass along to Mark that he's a two-time loser and does not have what it takes to get on the board. - Dave Tate's comments regarding Smelly's 782 bench
Powerbuddha	Better to die a tiger, than live a pussy - Balls of Fury
dayan	Where's the job where you get to kill all the stupid people? I want that job. I could work forever!
Powerbuddha	Even on the coldest night, my hatred keeps me warm.
Powerbuddha	Always do more than is required of you. - General George Patton
dayan	25 years old and you don't have a disciplined bone in your body! - my drill instructor in boot camp
dayan	In response to Ted's quote- I found God. He was a lonely old man. He told me to go the fuck away and not to bother Satan either, as she had already let enough fuckers in her home!
Powerbuddha	Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't fail. -- Bill Gates
Powerbuddha	Si Vic Pacem, Para Bellum --- If you want peace, prepare for war! --- Roman General Vegetius
dayan	"There are 2 wolves fighting in every man (love and hate) the one who wins is the one who you feed the most." - Pathfinder
dayan	to Ted- "We just have differrent philosophies..." RE: gaining weight to gain strength. (Brain)
Powerbuddha	"And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit." - The Tick
bbmj	Why wont you die old man?
dayan	I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them... President G. Bush
Powerbuddha	There is a beast in man that needs to be exercised, not exorcised. - Anton LaVey
Powerbuddha	Non-violence is the policy of the vegetable kingdom. - H.G. Wells
dayan	Christianity is wasted on Christians...
Powerbuddha	It is not the critic who counts, not the one who points out how the strong man stumbled or how the doer of deeds might have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred with sweat and dust and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, if he wins, knows the truimph of high achievement; and who, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, SO THAT HIS PLACE SHALL NEVER BE WITH THOSE COLD AND TIMID SOULS WHO KNOW NEITHER VICTORY NOR DEFEAT. --- The Man in the Arena
Powerbuddha	Get in my belly, I'm gonna eat ya. I'm bigger than ya. I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly, come on!
Powerbuddha	He who is slow to believe anything and everything is of great understanding, for belief in one false principle is the beginning of all unwisdom. - Might is Right
dayan	I'll instigate! I'll free your mind! I'll show you what I've known all this time!........-Slayer
dayan	"I think one of my testicles just went inside me." - Fonz, aka Baby Jumba
Powerbuddha	Between intelligence and stupidity, only intelligence has limitations.
Powerbuddha	He who argues for his limitations gets to keep them.
Barnsie	Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it.
Sueno	And before I move forward, I wash my hands with the blood of Angels and naivety
Granite-Dawg	You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit !
Granite-Dawg	Don't be average!-Bob Carr
Granite-Dawg	What the fuck is kudzu-DVB
Granite-Dawg	I'm not a gynecologist, but I will take a look !
Powerbuddha	Assholes. Everyone has one. Some people just have them on their foreheads.
Granite-Dawg	You can't get blood out of a turnip
Granite-Dawg	What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas..except ghoneria, that shit comes home with you...
Barnsie	It's never too late too become what you might have become
Granite-Dawg	I do Tricep Pressdowns because they give me such a great Pump! DVB
Granite-Dawg	You wanna get strong? Maybe you should try the navy seal workout...DVB
Granite-Dawg	My home cooked chicken is so good, in order to get a better piece, you would have to be a rooster...
Granite-Dawg	Sometimes you are as dumb as a stump..DVB
Granite-Dawg	DVB having a sigmoidoscopy, is the equivalent of throwing a hot dog down a hallway...
Powerbuddha	Cal: What--What's El Diablo mean? Ricky: It’s, like, Spanish for, like, a fighting chicken. Cal: That's awesome! With the claws? Ricky: Yeah, with the claws. With the claws and a beak! --- Talladega Nights
Powerbuddha	I plated your mama last night. - Lord Jumba said to Luigi during a squatting session
Powerbuddha	Olde: "Jumba have you and your girlfriend done the dirty deed yet?" Jumba: "You mean the dirty dishes?"
El Diablo	"Trying" is just your ego's way of accepting failure as an option. -
Powerbuddha	"Ted, you simply cannot comprehend that amount of food that I eat." - Big Bird
Powerbuddha	"Ted, you need to get a sense of humor." - Dopey, shortly before earning 500 tire flips.
lilwatts	"If you're not cheating, you're not trying" - Powerbuddha
Powerbuddha	Be polite and courteous to everyone, but have a plan to kill them.
Powerbuddha	The Champion - He’s zealous and powerful, forceful and determined. His body is forged in the gym and his soul longs for the heat of combat. He lives only for one thing: to transcend his own limitations.
lilwatts	"Confidence will make you a champ; overconfidence will make you a chump." - Louie Simmons
lilwatts	Ken: "It's all about manscaping ... cause you can't let that shit go crazy. Gotta trim the hedges." Weej: "True that"
FREQUENCY	Will: Look a Dirty Sanchez (said when he spotted a mexican restaurant name Sanchez) Right after he said that, Michelle: I want one.... (said when seeing starbucks that just happened to be next door to Sanchez's) This proves that timing IS everything.
El Diablo	I think for a club to be truly successful it needs to be self policing, and clean out the shit and the weak routinely. I think a club needs to be ruled with an iron fist which no set of rules can provide. Newbies need to know they are the bottom of the food chain and have no input, no rights, nothing, they are there solely to work. Each member needs to take it upon themselves to raise the intensity, expectations, and strength, if they cannot do that they are worthless to the club and worthless to you. If a club requires a set of written rules that people are supposed to adhere to the clubs failure is guaranteed. Someone, actually everyone needs to constantly be on the lookout for those that cannot bring it, and force their hand so they quit, or are kicked out before they can bring the group down. Only the strong will prosper, only the strong will conquer! - Charlie Telesco
Powerbuddha	You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London
Powerbuddha	Give war a chance!
Powerbuddha	An obstacle is something you see when you lose sight of your goal.
DVB	"Got's to take care of you legs.Thats where your testosterone comes from!! Gym rat trying to explain why he can't perform squats.

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