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| Random quote: "Fuck my ass" - Andy after a set of Good Mornings proving that sometimes voice inflection is everything - (Added by: El Diablo) |
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| El Diablo | The Gods of this place extract a heavy toll | |||
| El Diablo | I can't wait to eat that monkey | |||
| El Diablo | In time his victories could not easily be counted | |||
| El Diablo | 2 men enter, 1 man suffer | |||
| Simrage | Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. -Bill Walsh | |||
| El Diablo | The meal don't start till dessert hits the plate | |||
| El Diablo | Pain is just weakness leaving the body | |||
| Lummox | It's just like a board press only different | |||
| Lummox | Basketball sucks | |||
| Lummox | You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany...Obi Wan Kenobi | |||
| traumaboy | The pursuit of strength is inherently difficult and entirely worthwhile.— Mike Berry | |||
| Atrice | "If you're overtraining, I must be dead." - Billy Mimnaugh | |||
| El Diablo | "I'm in a fried cheese kinda mood" - Max Higgins | |||
| jaytruly | fuck all ya'll bitches | |||
| jaytruly | Ted need nappy-poo? | |||
| El Diablo | what the fuck ted the boss or bodded are the lat to know. About Ken I agree - Big Joe | |||
| jaytruly | WOOP!!!!! | |||
| Lummox | Most of the quotes posted here suck | |||
| deepsquatter | In the immortal words of Dean... Gimme another plate! | |||
| Lummox | There is nothing safe about the safety squat bar | |||
| FREQUENCY | I don't have any super powers..... just a normal guy filled with anger and rage. | |||
| Fuego de Hades | Inner peace through outward violence-Shawn Cravenor,Mighty Midget esq. | |||
| jaytruly | BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
| Ryan G | Raw lifting is boring. | |||
| El Diablo | "I am not weird" - Boner | |||
| Ryan G | Aleksandr Karelin addressing the people who attribute his success in wrestling to drugs, "the people who attribute it to drugs are the ones who have never trained one day the way I train every day of my life." | |||
| Ryan G | Nothing you say matters to us...Fuck you! | |||
| Powersurge | "Champions are rarely chosen from the ranks of the unscarred" - Unknown | |||
| Grant | Cardio increases estrogen | |||
| Grant | There is no problem that cant be solved with the lifting of ungodly amounts of raw tonnage | |||
| Grant | I'm full of piss and vinegar. At first it was just vinegar. | |||
| Grant | The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity. | |||
| El Diablo | Let freedom ring with a shotgun blast - machine head | |||
| powersantacruz | Amateurs practice until they can get it right. Professionals practice until they can't get it wrong. | |||
| JimMcD | "Ugly people always know they're ugly, but stupid people don't always know they're stupid. There doesn't seem to be a mirror for stupid." -- My 14-year old son. | |||
| El Diablo | Fuck you motherfucker, I'll fuckin stab you in the fuckin throat" - an enraged Ken Kim to Luke #1 | |||
| El Diablo | "I often fantasize about killing zombies" - Boner | |||
| El Diablo | "I didn't get very many nosebleeds" - Max Higgins | |||
| El Diablo | "Hey Pal, if you want to catch alot of bees you have to be charasmatic and outgoing, not just rough and tumble." - The Legend Dave Van Brocklin totally botching the "catch more flies w/honey" metaphor | |||
| El Diablo | "Listen Pal, I can deal with the bees, but when you start talking about other things..." - The Legend Dave Van Brocklin continuing his unusual and bizarre fascintation with bees | |||
| El Diablo | "Fat chicks are cool" - Peter aka "heavybeast" | |||
| El Diablo | "My temperature got to 103, I began to wonder if I was making the conversion." - Boner lamenting how he thought his strep throat may have turned him into a Zombie. | |||
| El Diablo | "Zombies are nobody's friend" - Boner | |||
| JimMcD | "I find your lack of faith disturbing." -- Darth Vader | |||
| Simrage | "So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable." - Christopher Reeve | |||
| Dan V. | "Do it for Dave!! " Inspired a certain lifter at the Worlds | |||
| El Diablo | "This city is guilty. The crime is life. The sentence is death. Darkness Descends." - Dark Angel | |||
| JimMcD | "I have a very bad feeling about this." Luke Skywalker | |||
| JimMcD | "I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?" Princess Leia (or Ted, I'm not sure) | |||
| El Diablo | "Isn't it kind of funny how things go up and down?" - Fucktard (demonstrating why he is named Fucktard) | |||
| El Diablo | "I'm a firm believer in getting even." - Bear | |||
| d_saldivar | "Lift the light weights as if they were heavy and the heavy weights as they were light. Eat the extra large pizza as if it were a mere sandwich and eat several sandwiches to simulate an extra large pizza" | |||
| d_saldivar | "When the body is strong and the mind is weak, the result is insubordination. Train your mind as well as your body. Sometimes the body is strong and the stomach is full but still the mouth is quiet. Then, everyone gives me a hard time. Someday, I will kill them all with a big gun" | |||
| d_saldivar | "Strength is not gained overnight; it is cultivated over time. Actually, in my case it pretty much was gained overnight as my big ass gained 60 pounds in about 5 months" | |||
| d_saldivar | "Remember, you should have your mind ready for war when you train. Just like when Boner fights with the Zombies" | |||
| woop | ---------- that is all !!!!! | |||
| El Diablo | "They were all cowering in the corner. I stole all their peanut butter sandwiches." - Boner (referring to his stint in the holding cell) | |||
| zania24 | Who knows my dad, Dave Van Brocklin, he does come up with some off the wall quotes..... | |||
| Simrage | "It is better by noble boldness to run the risk of being subject to half the evils we anticipate than to remain in cowardly listlessness for fear of what might happen." - Herodotus | |||
| mrs diablo | "I don't like talking animals" - Grant | |||
| JimMcD | "Nut up or shut up" -- El Diablo | |||
| JimMcD | "He's overtrained and underbrained" -- The Bee Master | |||
| Simrage | The secret to life is simple: If you fall down 7 times, then you get up 8 times. | |||
| Locote | "The only cure for me is DEATH!" | |||
| Locote | "Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?" -Edgar Allen Poe | |||
| Locote | "Let me show you how much hate that I carry." -Sir Dyno | |||
| Grant | "If you really want it anything's possible, even if you have to beat people up for it." Heavy Jumbo | |||
| Grant | Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women! Conan | |||
| El Diablo | "WHAT?!?! BLEEDING??? Nobody dies from bleeding boy" - Chica Loca to Bodyboy | |||
| carnitas | I see no virtue where I smell no sweat! | |||
| Locote | What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? -- Thulsa Doom | |||
| FREQUENCY | ROCK BOTTOM!! --- Van Brocklin with a more lighthearted approach to his oral enunciations. | |||
| Grant | "I don't know where I would be without Diablo Barbell, but I hope that I would be Dead" Traps | |||
| mzfit | Why wait..life is not a dress rehearsal. Quit practicing what you're going to do and just do it.--Philip Markins | |||
| THEMICK | IN THE WARRIOR CODE-THERE IS NO SURRENDER!! SGT MICK- SWAT TEAM LEADER | |||
| mzfit | 'There is no 'good'...in a max effort good morning! The Mick says to Chris after a max effort good morning day | |||
| carnitas | The uninerrrupted development of the organism's functional potential is fundamental to the growth of sport results." R.A. Roman" | |||
| El Diablo | "did we have lunch or dinner the other night? Because if you were in Europe you may have dinner at night" - Dave Van Brocklin just being Dave | |||
| El Diablo | "Let me see what I said" - DVB again just being Dave | |||
| mzfit | ' Never take the advice from a fortune cookie' | |||
| JackAss | Potential is French for Currently Sucks. | |||
| THEMICK | "Hey Dave, what are you doing sitting on your ass, ironing your wraps?", THE MICK yelling at Dave Van Brocklin | |||
| THEMICK | Superficial goals lead to superficial results."Attila the Hun | |||
| Powerbuddha | The battles that count aren't the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself -- the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us -- that's where it's at. - Jesse Owens | |||
| Powerbuddha | In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should disqualify you - Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy | |||
| Powerbuddha | Bitch set me up. - Marion Barry, Mayor of DC | |||
| Powerbuddha | I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me. - Monica Lewinski | |||
| Powerbuddha | This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing. - Pat Glenn, Weightlifting Commentator | |||
| mzfit | 'Never turn your back to El Diablo' says Mzfit, after a brief spar | |||
| mzfit | 'Theresa! Keep the bar away from your 'upper region' ! Dave Van Brocklin to Theresa on bench day... | |||
| FREQUENCY | Shit!!! I totally forgot to tell you... I changed my number due to the crazy bitch. Let this be a lesson, never stick it to a crazy bitch... and if you do, put on your C-Game. --- Lurch | |||
| carnitas | "Fuck all you gun toting hip gangster wantabes." Reverend Maynard......Tool | |||
| Fattaneh | The mind of a wise man is the safest custody of secrets; cheerfulness is the key to friendship; patience and forbearance will conceal many defects. | |||
| HelBoy | "It makes me want to dance around in a meadow like a fairy" Grant being a smartass | |||
| Powerbuddha | How strange is the lot of us mortals! Each of us is here for a brief sojourn; for what purpose he knows not, though he senses it. But without deeper reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people. --- Albert Einstein | |||
| TheDeliverator | "Soy is for tall, pasty, white people." -Matt Ludwig | |||
| Suzette | "You didn't know if it was day or night, except if the sun was up, but other than that...." - Dave Van Brocklin | |||
| TheDeliverator | "Who wears short shorts? Del wears short shorts!" -Jesse | |||
| Powerbuddha | "What about your boyfriend that stinks?!?!" said Heavy Jumbo to Hippie Bitch | |||
| Powerbuddha | "When two fat men hug, an angel gets its wings" Jim, commenting on Hoss and Jesse getting elite | |||
| El Diablo | "You should go ice your face" - Jessie referring to Jim's incredibly swollen, crimson face after the meet | |||
| HelBoy | Question:How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?..Answer:None.They don't screw in lightbulbs.They screw in filthy sleeping bags and VW buses. | |||
| Powerbuddha | There are three levels of being injured: tweeked, hurt and all fucked up. Most powerlifters are willing to continue to train through the first two levels. What are you willing to do to get stronger? | |||
| FREQUENCY | My brother also competes with me and he's a strong mothafucker. Together we're called the Saldivarians. - HEAVY JUMBO!!! | |||
| Lummox | Examination of Sternum in two Oblique and two lateral projections is suboptimal due to Patient’s massive size. | |||
| JimMcD | "Civilize the mind and make savage the body. That is deep, but is it below parallel?" Chairman Mao by way of Jackass. | |||
| JimMcD | "Bread doesn't run after the eater" -- Old Latvian saying. | |||
| Powerbuddha | "That was some good ass meat."--- Ken Kim, leaving the word emphasis open to interpretation. | |||
| Powerbuddha | "So.. . Andy... Did the gerbil come with the dinner cruise or did you have to pay extra for it?" | |||
| El Diablo | "Fuck my ass" - Andy after a set of Good Mornings proving that sometimes voice inflection is everything | |||
| El Diablo | "Its OIL thats all over my ass" - Andy...(yes, he really said this) | |||
| Lummox | I have banned naked dude posing in my bathroom from here on out.-Marc Bartley | |||
| jaytruly | I love how his face jiggles when he squats- Jared Bruff in responce to seeing Hoss' squat. | |||
| jaytruly | ZERKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!1- Todd the bod. | |||
| jaytruly | 'You are a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in bacon.' -the most accurate discription of Todd the bod and his many bodliy woes, EVER! | |||
| jaytruly | "High school kids are all liars. They aren't getting laid and they aren't using anabolics" -Louie's answer to the question 'what do you think of high schoolers using anabolics?' | |||
| jaytruly | OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111! -Jackass. | |||
| El Diablo | "He just wants to be a big dog in a small pond" DVB botching another metaphor | |||
| El Diablo | "Potential is like peoples bullybuttons, everyone has one." - Dave being the quote machine | |||
| Irondoc | Life's to short to dance with fat chicks. | |||
| Irondoc | Eventually the stupid comes out. | |||
| Irondoc | C'mon, smokes, - Ricky | |||
| Irondoc | Never eat anything bigger than your head | |||
| Irondoc | Sometimes you have to shake the fag out | |||
| JackAss | If it tasted good I would have never spit it out...my wife | |||
| JackAss | Don't worry about the horse being blind just load the wagon....John Madden | |||
| JackAss | If you want to poop fun colors eat Lucky Charms....Jesse | |||
| JackAss | If you enjoy sex, don't get married.....EVER!!! | |||
| JackAss | Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life | |||
| JackAss | I was born standing up and I havn't been knocked down yet. | |||
| FREQUENCY | Today.... Big Joe saved our lives. - Heavy Jumbo and his 2 cents on the big joe dolly. Shit, that thing really did save our lives. | |||
| JackAss | Don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun...Rowdy Rowdy Piper to Andre The Giant | |||
| JackAss | Just when you think you got all the answers, I change the questions! .....Rowdy Rowdy Piper | |||
| jaytruly | "I can't wait to see you take a crap in there!" -Steve aka 'top gun' to Jesse after exiting the bathroom at the new Diablo. | |||
| top gun | Are you breathing?.....WELL STOP IT!!! - Ericka to one of the kids while squatting | |||
| jaytruly | "...And those rollercoaster shoulder deals don't fit right" -Hoss in reference to his rollercoaster rides at disneyland. | |||
| jaytruly | "You're only raw in the places where the skin gets rubbed off" -Hoss. | |||
| strngman86 | biceps are much more important than legs | |||
| jaytruly | "I shave it all...I'm a fag remember? Nothing like a fresh pair of shaved nuts!" -Jackass | |||
| strngman86 | "its like major league baseball players playin wiffleball" mark bell in regards the apa meet | |||
| jaytruly | "Nature sucks" -Hoss. | |||
| Powerbuddha | That'd pass in WABDL!! --- Hoss with his new patented universal answer. | |||
| jaytruly | "Im openly challenging diabetes at this point. I just dont think the diabetes has what it takes to 'bring it.'" -todd the bod. | |||
| jaytruly | JimMcd to Hoss: "Have you told your neighbors yet that the only quads that should be heard in your neighborhood are yours rubbing together?" | |||
| jaytruly | "JimMcd: I think I blew my face out on that one. Hoss: No, it looked that way when you came in." | |||
| jaytruly | "I didn't believe in God until I started sweating butter!" -Jackass. | |||
| Powerbuddha | Dave will give a Davism when Im damn ready. --- The legendary DVB | |||
| Powerbuddha | man on street in Vegas"we need another Chippendale Dancer - one of you guys?" OMD (Varella) " Dave (DVB) will do it!" DVB "I am not gay!!!" VERY LOUDLY... | |||
| traumaboy | The raised nail gets hammered down | |||
| JimMcD | "As a man of 49, should I be concerned if one of my testicles is a little bit larger...than the other two?" Comedian Ron White | |||
| Big Bird | "Hey, come try this, it's retarded" - Jackass | |||
| Powerbuddha | Long live the Snickerito! - - - Garnet speaking an ultimate truth. | |||
| jaytruly | "This child needs help!" -Hoss speaking of his own offspring. | |||
| jaytruly | "Ya dude, I need to warm my gay ass up and shit." -Andy just being Andy. | |||
| JackAss | Oh man! Did you fart? No....I Burped! -my brother in-law Andy | |||
| JackAss | Without strength you have nothing, when you run out of strength your DEAD. Louie Simmons | |||
| JackAss | Some are affraid to live some are affraid to die, which one are you? Louie Simmons | |||
| JackAss | Who walks in the door is not always who walks out the door. Louie Simmons on why he let me train at Westside | |||
| JackAss | Trample the weak hurdle the dead. Hells Bells tag team | |||
| JackAss | I'm smelly and I'm sticking to it. Me | |||
| JackAss | I'm gonna bring the pain and leave a stain. Smelly | |||
| JackAss | Everything I say should be on a T-shirt, Everything I do will go down in history and someday this face will be on a stamp. You'll see, YOU'LL All SEE! | |||
| JackAss | I'm the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be! Hitman | |||
| Powerbuddha | "all gear is gay. and im far from pro raw. i dont mind seeing guys who are actually strong like garry frank wearing gear. but some sloppy sack of baby fat whores out a shirt and im supposed to respect that as strong? fuck that." Big Timmy Harold | |||
| jaytruly | "The great thing about going the extra mile...very little traffic." - Coach X. | |||
| jaytruly | "I have no clue what I am doing and only get by on my retard strength." -Hoss. | |||
| Big Bird | "That feels really good on my ass" - Hoss squatting on sponge pad | |||
| jaytruly | "Crying about this will get me nowhere....and victory will be even sweeter." -Big Bird being a bad ass. | |||
| jaytruly | "The only downside....being a temporary bench only fag." -Big Bird commenting on his torn quad. | |||
| jaytruly | "Fuck you, my ankle being fucked up has nothing to do with fucking fat chicks." -Andy just being Andy. | |||
| jaytruly | NAILS! | |||
| Borglifter | "What the fuck are you complaining about, you can't pull worth a shit anyway!" (Jesse encouraging Dan V) | |||
| JimMcD | "Never fight an inanimate object." PJ O'Rouke | |||
| JimMcD | "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject." Winston Churchill | |||
| top gun | crushing ass doesnt happen overnight. you have to train for it. - opie | |||
| JimMcD | "Mirrors are for queers." Louie Simmons | |||
| jaytruly | "Larry for serve!" -Luke1 speaking great engrish. | |||
| strngman86 | there are two kinds of people in this world, there are those with loaded guns and those with empty guns. clint eastwood in the good the bad and the ugly | |||
| jaytruly | "I am wee todd did, I am sofa king wee todd did." -Thad | |||
| FREQUENCY | Fuck you motherfucker, I'll fuckin stab you in the fuckin throat" - an enraged Ken Kim to Luke #1 (Now to include John Villarreal's throat 9/1/06) | |||
| jaytruly | "The shirt is true" -John Villerreal | |||
| UCSD_lifter | "Moms are good at fucking. That's why they're moms." - Andy | |||
| Powerbuddha | I brought the liquor and shotguns for after the kids go to sleep.!! Hoss at a Jewish School 3rd grader camp out speaking to the other parents, who stand there in horror, convinced he is not joking... | |||
| Powerbuddha | More sled and prowler... Yea, maybe that will grow her some tits. -- Jesse referring to the wrestlerette | |||
| JimMcD | "If you should encounter god on your journey, god will be cut." Hattori Hanzo | |||
| jaytruly | “I am the punishment of god.” —Ghengis Khan | |||
| El Diablo | "When you pop off on a PL site and make crazy strength claims that can be easily dismissed (and then are) and you still refuse to see it - well does not really help your cause..." - John Villareal proving he needs to change his meds | |||
| Suzette | I eat a lot of shit, but bicycles???? god damn! - the predator | |||
| jaytruly | "Rather, you have to analyze matchups and doing that almost all the guys at 205 in the UFC I would say I would have a number of advantages on. The point I was making is that the only two guys I would say to myself yeah I am def the underdog here is Tito and Chuck (and maybe Sobral BC of his strong subs, but I think I overpower him and may outstike) & of the two I would rather face Chuck (although Chuck is perhaps more dangerous early (certainly the better striker) I also think he is more limited and his cardio is Q for that level. " -JV being a total internet badass. | |||
| jaytruly | "So, at 205 if I get a chance to tee off I don't see many UFC 205 guys standing up long." -JV being a total internet badass. | |||
| jaytruly | "Some of those guys are there so that would be intertesting - but then I could hopefully take them down and I think I win from there. Almost all of those guys I am going to have major strength, flexibility, & wrestling & likely conditioning advantage on & my submissions are not too shabby either." -JV being a total internet badass. | |||
| Hoss Cartwright | Jack (6 years old) is pulling the lat machine and Jackass tells me "your son is just like you, he can't do the lat pull and then tells me to add more lbs." | |||
| Powerbuddha | "I need more air and less semen" Andy's response to being told to keep his fat belly up more while benching. | |||
| jaytruly | "Baring pec tear or pass out, I will do a set of 5." -Todd the bod showing off his increadible bench press conditioning. | |||
| jaytruly | "No, I see what you're saying and completely agree with you. I just don't want to do it because its hard." -Phil. | |||
| jaytruly | "416 son? Damn son, I feel light. Like 375...like a gazel." -Big Black | |||
| Big Bird | "Some day they're gonna make a movie about me. It will be based on a true story that never really happened" -Jackass | |||
| jaytruly | "Stupid is fat soluible." | |||
| jaytruly | "That shit work." -Aaron. | |||
| Thad | "EVERY lifter I have seen that doesn't have sand in his vag and pulls conventional has a slightly rounded low back." Jim Wendller | |||
| JimMcD | "Buncha fat guys...in a gym...anything could happen." Big Bird | |||
| jaytruly | "God is for pussies!" -Todd the bod. | |||
| El Diablo | "This shit is for the grown man." - Damon Hollis encapsulating his experience at Diablo as he leaves for the Tokyo Giants | |||
| JimMcD | "So.....how much ya weigh?" Smelly's best powerlifter pickup line. | |||
| jaytruly | "Marge, put on a pot of coffee, drink it and start making burgers!" -Homer Simpson | |||
| Powerbuddha | I had blackened trout and rice pilaf last night. It did not taste gay! -- Andy being Andy | |||
| Powerbuddha | I'd rather be a crushed old man with big balls than a healthy gutless wonder. -- Mike McDaniel on taking 1003 for a third attempt after missing his second. | |||
| Powerbuddha | I'm not as stupid as I look - Andy | |||
| FREQUENCY | watched a guy arguing with woman while he was driving next her (she was walking). I get to the next light he pulls into a parking lot and gets out. Dude is right off the crack pipe and out of the trailer, wearing shorts, tank top and no shoes. Lady crosses street, he runs across to catch her. I am waiting on the red light. The two are arguing infront of a 7-11 type place. I see him throw her to the ground and decide to ask him WTF. As I am walking toward him he starts yelling back at me and comes at me. Woman runs off across gas islands. Guy gets punched and falls down. Well given my complete lack of skill I think I missed a few first LOL. I then realized OOO shit I am deep shit and run back to car which is holding up traffic in the middle of road. I drive off. He was moving so wasn't dead, but then I had to tell my wife. ----- just another day in the life of Hoss. | |||
| georgeb | anyone who finds god is going to get knocked out - Ted | |||
| Powerbuddha | It sounds like they are having prison sex - Andy commenting on the noises the wrasslers make while training | |||
| top gun | I am like a fine wine...I get older with age. - DVB | |||
| top gun | No I would not like to add another quote | |||
| Powerbuddha | Geez....for being a bunch of "men" you all sure have a lot of sand in your vaginas. - Erickal | |||
| JimMcD | Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller | |||
| jaytruly | "I actually injured my wrist at the pride parade on Sunday waving to all the pretty Africans" A text message from Andy explaning his wrist injury. | |||
| JimMcD | "Bravery is being aware of your humanity and acknowledging you're scared and still getting on and making decisions to do things. I've seen first-hand extreme bravery from people...and we're all like grapes. If you squeeze us you'll see what we're really made of. " -- Bear Grylls | |||
| Powerbuddha | Right kick, hospital - left kick, cemetary - CroCop | |||
| JimMcD | ...my best advice is to just tuck naturally. Some people tuck so much that they look like a gay pterodactyl. This is not cool. No one likes gay dinosaurs. - Jim Wendler | |||
| Powerbuddha | My gawd, when you walk your ass looks like someone put two giant racoons in a gunny sack and they're fighting... Me talking about Smelly's ass. | |||
| JimMcD | "When I look in your genetic lunchbox, I see a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich...with the crust cut off." John Cena as The Prototype in a wrestling promo talking about Smelly. | |||
| El Diablo | "I know 12 year olds that are more mature than Andy" - Lord Turlockus confusing "maturity" with recovering from ritual molestation | |||
| El Diablo | "When I dress up I'm dressed to kill and ready to thrill" - Lord Turlockus on when he wears the Gladiator outfit | |||
| Powerbuddha | Give war a chance. | |||
| top gun | Remember when you hit the box don't go soft - The Bod | |||
| georgeb | Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. - Dark Helmet | |||
| georgeb | DVB - We should have a wet T-shirt contest at the barbeque. Robot - Sorry Dave, but my brother won't be there. | |||
| Hoss Cartwright | Hoss says "Karly look rugby on TV" Karly says "wow boys against girls" Hoss says "no Karly they are not girls they are just French" | |||
| Powerbuddha | I should become a serial killer. They could call me the Bowlin Killer for my signature knot. - Shatner at his finest | |||
| Powerbuddha | I thought it was pretty gay how much my ass and my throat hurt this weekend. Andy being Andy. | |||
| jaytruly | "You can't hold me down! You can't stop a bird from flying, a fish from swiming, or stop a tiger from turning back into a chinese dude at midnight!" Traci Morgan as Traci Johnson from 30rock. | |||
| JimMcD | "Wait and see? Jim Henson had a wait and see attitude and now we have wrong-sounding muppets." Stewie | |||
| JimMcD | "There's a position available on my penis." House, MD | |||
| Powerbuddha | Louie was just out and told me the new gym record is 785, so Mark still would not have made it on the board. Louie also wanted me to pass along to Mark that he's a two-time loser and does not have what it takes to get on the board. - Dave Tate's comments regarding Smelly's 782 bench | |||
| jaytruly | "...if for some reason you can't find your pants in the morning just make a metal note you may end up squatting to Enya before the end of the day. " Dave Tate | |||
| Powerbuddha | Better to die a tiger, than live a pussy - Balls of Fury | |||
| dayan | Where's the job where you get to kill all the stupid people? I want that job. I could work forever! | |||
| Powerbuddha | Even on the coldest night, my hatred keeps me warm. | |||
| Powerbuddha | Always do more than is required of you. - General George Patton | |||
| dayan | 25 years old and you don't have a disciplined bone in your body! - my drill instructor in boot camp | |||
| georgeb | I love steroids. -Jackass on CNN news | |||
| dayan | In response to Ted's quote- I found God. He was a lonely old man. He told me to go the fuck away and not to bother Satan either, as she had already let enough fuckers in her home! | |||
| Powerbuddha | Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't fail. -- Bill Gates | |||
| Powerbuddha | Si Vic Pacem, Para Bellum --- If you want peace, prepare for war! --- Roman General Vegetius | |||
| dayan | "There are 2 wolves fighting in every man (love and hate) the one who wins is the one who you feed the most." - Pathfinder | |||
| dayan | to Ted- "We just have differrent philosophies..." RE: gaining weight to gain strength. (Brain) | |||
| Powerbuddha | "And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit." - The Tick | |||
| bbmj | Why wont you die old man? | |||
| dayan | I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them... President G. Bush | |||
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